How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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