Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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