i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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