i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
did i just pee glitter
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