Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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