My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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