A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just want nice things and good sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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