just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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