We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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