my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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