why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
being pregnant is like rehab
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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