Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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