At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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