why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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