Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
