Non-Jews are for practice
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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