oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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