You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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