Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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