susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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