Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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