Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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