some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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