Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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