i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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