did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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