You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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