I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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