You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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