They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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