Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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