If that was your dad, he is hot
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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