i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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