I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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