ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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