so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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