problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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