i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just found a bag of teeth...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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