Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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