talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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