That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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