So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
