what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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