Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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