well I can't set my house on fire every night
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
ugly people sure do ruin things
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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