did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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