Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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