She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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