Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He kissed a someone with a penis
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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