It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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