i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
