I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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