I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
