so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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