If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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