Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the day after is always just damage control
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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