God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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