so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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