i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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